Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Gratzie's mom has got it going on.




Mrs. Tanya Michelle Aldrich Golez came by, said hi, smiled, and well, flirted with me... 

Ok, I made the last one up. But that was more than enough for this boy’s spirits to lift up. A penshoppe poster girl actually said hi to me. I could have died right there and then. But I did not. Chose not to… because I opted to be reduced into a blabbing idiot at her mere presence. 

I promise not to forget her waist line. Ever.

It felt like going into a toy store for the first time. There wasn’t any channeling of inner perv self that happened. No My Friend’s Hot Mom fantasies. (Besides, her adorable kid, Gratzie, and I aren’t friends. Yet.)… Just pure wholesome fun. She was just so… pretty. And nice. And down to earth- downright dreamy. 

Just what I needed- something to make me forget about certain things which is synonymous to my arch nemesis’s Survivor stint. She is now officially my hot guardian angel, my statuesque cherub, my Irish heroine. And I’m her earthling on distress.

Oh Mrs. Golez, save me.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

gwapa. pero super antipatika! blech.

Anonymous said...

ey buddy. u crack me up.. lol

Jen

Anonymous said...

u used to be so pretty..what happened to her? she's changed a lot...nitambok nga nidako ang ilong...

Tanya Golez said...

Thank you Jaime.
I always believe its a blessing(gift) if someone likes us for who we are, what we are. and if someone chooses to be our friend- its a privilege.
because there are millions of people out there to choose from, but inspite of that we are chosen.
i hope i live up to it, because everyday we struggle to be better persons, by learning our differences from each other. i am honored to be thought of as such.

aamesrawkz said...

@tanya this is so embarassing. i wrote this 3 years ago. you're not issuing a restraining order, are you?

Anonymous said...

hahahahha agree ko anang anonymous! bisan kanang school nila nga AIE, parang platform lang nya for her to deal with her insecurities. So I've heard sa kadaghanan. Anything she wants to do or say to the students or the parents, himuon lang nya, just to live down her own personal insecurities, so I've heard sa kadaghanan. Ang mga naka enroll diha, kay mga social climbing friends rapod sa Golez family, or mga pobre nga mga babae naka minyo og sapian nga lalake (like her). Kaluoy. Dili pod sila maka deal og any mga problema that comes along sa ilang school, kay anyone nga naay problema with their policies, pahawaon rapod nila, daoton pa nila ang mga bata. And ila rapong mga teachers kay taga ilang university rapod nga Liceo, hahahahaha.

Anonymous said...

Hey ! Why dont you show up ur self instead???
para mag kaalaman! I am Licean and even ganyan ang school namin I am proud of it because mostly sa mga students dha na nag graduar dili lang top sa board 100% passers pa.

Anonymous said...

To anonymous 1:51 pm, puro ka lang "so i've heard sa kadaghanan" wala ka naman palang proof. Please do not ruin AIE's reputation by making up baseless rumors. Unfair naman for us parents who use our hard earned money to send our kids to a good school like AIE. If you have a problem with Mrs. Golez, you talk to her and face her like an adult. Hindi yung maninira ka ng name niya on the internet ng hindi nya alam. Are you so insecure of her that you have to go around and bash her like that? Kawawa ka naman. Tsk, tsk...

Anonymous said...

hahahahha agree ko anang anonymous! bisan kanang school nila nga AIE, parang platform lang nya for her to deal with her insecurities. So I've heard sa kadaghanan. ... >>> KUNG MAG COMMENT MORAG TAGA SQUATTERS. NAAMIGA BA DIAY NIMO SI TANYA, O BASIN NA MAID KA NILA? AIE IS A VERY DECENT SCHOOL.

Ang mga naka enroll diha, kay mga social climbing friends rapod sa Golez family, or mga pobre nga mga babae naka minyo og sapian nga lalake (like her). Kaluoy. >>> IKAW ANG LOOY. IMONG GIDAUT ANG REPUTASYON SA MGA TAO NGA ILANG GI-SERVE. PATAKA LANG KA UG YAWIT, WALAY IKAPAMATUUD. "So I've heard sa kadaghanan", IN OTHER WORD, TSISMOSA.

...daoton pa nila ang mga bata >> TSISMIS AGAIN? NAA KO ANAK GIPA ESKWELA DIHA, AND THEY ARE VERY KIND TO MY KID.

... And ila rapong mga teachers kay taga ilang university rapod nga Liceo, hahahahaha. >> THEY HIRE LICEAN GRADUATE TEACHERS WITH HIGH GPAs. KASABOT KA UNSAY MEANING SA GPA? UG AKOY TAG-IYA SA AIE, MO HIRE LUGAR KO GRADWADO SA COC OR CCC NGA NAAY LIPSTICK ANG GRADO? OF COURSE, TAG-IYA SA LICEO MAKES SURE THEY PICK THE BEST! MAAYO PA ESKWELA KA LICEO, AYAW PAMAYABAS HA PARA MA HIRE KA NILA SA AIE. PERO PANINGKAMOT NGA AT LEAST CUM LAUDE KA.

AYAW PAGSIGE UG EPBE (FB) KAY MAKADAUT UG SAMOT SA UTOK. PAGMANTINIL LANG ANANG IMONG BARANGAY TSISMIS, HAHAHA.