I shudder at the sight of a very pretty girl going out with a
douchebag. No, that cannot be happening at this day and age. Whatever happened
to substance, to Shia LeBeouf getting paired with Megan Fox, to life being
ultimately the revenge of the nerds?
When you think the mating landscape has become progressive,
that pretty mestiza girl from college is now dating a guy whose primary goal in
life is to increase the girth of his biceps.
Seeing them HHWW at the mall struck a chord in me so hard
that I did what I swore myself not to do ever in my entire dorky existence.
I signed up for a gym.
Now I know what I did what such a sellout, but after
watching Captain America recently, I realized that nobody cares who the
director was or who wrote the script, and if it were to be based on the shrieks
alone, muscles make girls go into a wild frenzy.
In what world does muscle trumps over brains? Wait, earth calling Jaime.
All this time, I thought brain was the biggest the sex organ
and intelligence is the best aphrodisiac.
Hoping to learn more about this anomaly, I text blasted girls
on my phonebook, ‘Quick, bright o gwapo? #yungtotoo #walangplastikan’.
Honestly, I thought it was a shocker that everyone replied
with looks as their top priority. But there’s one though that replied, ‘what
quick’?
*Faceplam
When Survivor did the Brains vs Beauty vs Brawns this
season, I thought I was gonna be rooting for the brains. But since they proved
to be imbeciles, I leaned more towards the beauties, specifically hot
girl Morgan. I dunno everybody needs a bosom
for a pillow I guess.
Now I know I’m contradicting myself, but then again, I was
thinking with my other head.
We all have beer goggles on when it comes to cerebral matters.
Dafuq if she’s dumb.
In the end, I take that we can’t choose who we love. For all
we know, that asswipe that’s the mestiza girl’s current squeeze is smart (which
I highly doubt).
I told my friend quick meant ‘premature ejaculator’ and she
just took it just like that. No brain process whatsoever. But I digress. I didn’t
have the patience because I just felt the urgency of this subject.
And if you’re asking, It’s been a week now, but I still haven’t
showed up at the gym. I still haven't lost hope for humanity.
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