Wednesday, December 05, 2007

pornoholic anonymous


I got excited in going home last weekend because I've secured myself a copy of (gasp!) the Debbie Does Dallas... Again DVD. That's a remake of one of the most important movies in porn history. Turned out the insides of the pack contained some generic TV series that I couldn't care less about. Major Bummer. That almost ruined my weekend until I remembered that I had vowed to myself to limit my insatiable porn consumption. That's like Paris Hilton vowing to celibacy. Imposible!


If watching porn for n hours straight and for it to get in the way of my activities of daily living means addiction then maybe I am an addict. I'm not going to deny that. I'd like to think of it as my pain management. And I'm in great amount of pain, believe me. Once, I broke down, I grabbed a drink and watched porn. I'm OK after that.


When I was 14 I did some exhibitionism (but that's just oversharing). Let's just say that as a kid, I once wanted to act in one of 'em pornos. Who knows, when I finally lose my mind, I might. And you'd be like “fuck, that's my classmate screwing like crazy”. LOL.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

LRG ra jud ka james!!! as in swear.. haha!! but i like yer blogs. so entertaining. hehehe :)

Anonymous said...

wattt?? oh my...if paris hilton read ur blog, she'l be lyk "i want that man in my next porno.." hahaha!! ur crazy! gawd piki u nid sex bad!!haha...

Jay said...

James! Grabe gishare najud nimo imong experience! hahaha.. Oi bai ipadaun lang ni. Bahalag 4 posts per week lang. Makalingaw imong mga posts. Pangita ug mga SPO na blogger para relevant imong mga links. Hehehe. Hapit naka sa tinood james. Madato ra lagi ka pareha namo ni kirby! Hahaha.. Magstorya rata about ana na butang. Para sa atong ikalambo.. Hahaha.. Ayo ayo!